{"product_id":"no-one-voted-for-the-ketamine-clown-car-magnet-bold-satirical-protest-art-for-your-ride","title":"\"No One Voted for the Ketamine Clown\" Car Magnet – Bold, Satirical Protest Art for Your Ride","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"font-size: 16px; white-space: pre-line; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #e5e7eb; margin: 0px 0px 0.5rem; line-height: 1.625; font-family: __Inter_d65c78, __Inter_Fallback_d65c78, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, sans-serif, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji';\"\u003eAdd a splash of rebellion to your ride with our \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #e5e7eb; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(59,130,246,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000;\"\u003e\"No One Voted for the Ketamine Clown\"\u003c\/em\u003e car magnet. Featuring Elon Musk as a jester, this bold design is perfect for anyone who’s tired of billionaires playing king. Whether you’re cruising through traffic or parked at the local coffee shop, this magnet is guaranteed to turn heads, spark conversations, and piss off the right people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" style=\"font-size: 16px; white-space: pre-line; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px solid #e5e7eb; margin: 1.25em 0px 0.5rem; line-height: 1.625; font-family: __Inter_d65c78, __Inter_Fallback_d65c78, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, sans-serif, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji';\"\u003eMade from durable vinyl, it’s built to withstand rain, sun, and the occasional MAGA glare. Perfect for progressives, satire lovers, and anyone who loves to make a statement on the road. Whether it’s a gift or your personal protest art, this car magnet is a must-have for anyone who believes clowns belong in circuses, not boardrooms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Vinyl construction for unmatched versatility\u003cbr\u003e- All-weather durability ensures longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to suit any vehicle\u003cbr\u003e- White base with a matte finish for a clean look\u003cbr\u003e- Note: White base may show through darker designs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"10'' × 3'' \/ Rectangle \/ 1 pc","offer_id":46182893650058,"sku":"29315192422632828821","price":8.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0599\/8896\/7562\/files\/1889032838758904188_2048.jpg?v=1744073106","url":"https:\/\/departmentofloyalty.com\/products\/no-one-voted-for-the-ketamine-clown-car-magnet-bold-satirical-protest-art-for-your-ride","provider":"Trump Putin Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}